#1: to random person: Oh my goodness, we are such GOOD people. Look at this volunteer work we do! There is no way that we could be denied as one of the 144,000 that Jehovah's Witnesses believe will be saved!
#2: What are you saying?
#1: Nothing. You aren't on the list. You are going straight to hell!
#2: what?!?!
#1: Cuz you didn't volunteer... You aren't going to be saved!
#2: Haha...
#1 like an hour later: Wanna go into the bathroom? Maybe you can be saved by osmosis since I am such an awesome person!!
#2: Yeah! By the time I am finished with you... you will be BEGGING God to save me.
#1, #2, and EVERYONE ELSE: HAHAHAHAHA
It was soooo funny!!
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